Oh dear, this world is full of people who can't (or don't want to!) move their bowels sufficiently often. Slowly they poison themselves from the inside out. This would be perfectly alright with me if... their anal retentiveness didn't make them poison the outside world as well! You know the kind: they can't decently shit, and take the resulting belly ache and lousy temper out on humankind.

 

For those (and many others!) I've made this website. Yes, most of those duffers, drongo's, galahs and bonobos deserve a firm boot up the butt more than anything else. But I've taken mercy on the lot and offer them the remedy: a generous enema! You'll shit like a stuffed goose, after having experienced the joys of getting it up the butt!

 

So wash the toxins out. Put an end to your anal retentiveness. Become the sweet person your mother always thought you were. Order one of the units sold here. Prepare a large dose of cleansing enema content. Have your partner in life or love joyfully administer it to you. Enjoy the excitement of being even more full of it than you've ever been before! Not to mention other excitements that may accompany domestic enemas (wide grin)!