An enema for the anally retentive duffer...
... not to mention the chronically constipated belly-aching bonobo!
Oh dear, this world is full of people who can't (or don't want to!) move their bowels sufficiently often. Slowly they poison themselves from the inside out. This would be perfectly alright with me if... their anal retentiveness didn't make them poison the outside world as well! You know the kind: they can't decently shit, and take the resulting belly ache and lousy temper out on humankind.
For those (and many others!) I've made this website. Yes, most of those duffers, drongo's, galahs and bonobos deserve a firm boot up the butt more than anything else. But I've taken mercy on the lot and offer them the remedy: a generous enema! You'll shit like a stuffed goose, after having experienced the joys of getting it up the butt!So wash the toxins out. Put an end to your anal retentiveness. Become the sweet person your mother always thought you were. Order one of the units sold here. Prepare a large dose of cleansing enema content. Have your partner in life or love joyfully administer it to you. Enjoy the excitement of being even more full of it than you've ever been before! Not to mention other excitements that may accompany domestic enemas (wide grin)!
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# 09 - ENEMA DOUCHE BIDET for Men, Women, Sissy and Gay |
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Shur Shot Shower Enema Douche Bidet Stainless Steel Kit |
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Shur Shot Shower Enema Douche Bidet Stainless Steel Kit |
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Shur Shot Shower Enema Douche Bidet Stainless Steel Kit |
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3 NOZZLE SHOWER HOSE DOUCHE ENEMA COLON ANAL CLEANSING |
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$38.50 | 6h 59m | |
New Rubber Fountain Syringe Douche Enema Bag Opentop 64 |
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$19.95 | 15h 31m | |
48 oz New Douche Enema Combination Hot Water Bottle |
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$19.95 | 15h 46m | |
64 oz New Rubber Fountain Syringe Douche Enema Bag |
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$19.95 | 16h 6m |
The enema is far from new: Egyptians, Greeks and many more ancients practised colonic cleansing!
The idea of an enema for either pleasure, cleansing or healing is far from new. Most ancient cultures have left references to colon cleansing with various implements, and quite often there are erotic references too. From the sixteenth century on, in Europe the tobacco enema came into use, whether with fluids or with smoke. These are hardly administered nowadays, but presently the coffee enema is becoming increasingly popular. Colonic cleansing can be done in so many ways that it's only a matter of time before a new variation will knock joyfully on our back doors (wide grin)!If you'd like to pursue the various roads, terms like colon hydrotherapy, colonics, coffee enema, epsom salt enima, colon lavage and probiotics enema offer you a small view of what's available, You might notice that every now and then the word enima is used instead of the more common enema. In Europe the word klysma, clyster or clysma is often used. In order to be "politically correct" and not to frighten the mealy-mouthed, one can also find these things and their accessories referred to as pharmaceutical device or medical device.
